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Thank You, Now that I have your attention ask yourself the following questions.

Are you tired of being a Nobody

Sick an Tired of calling people mate or being called mate because no one can't remember names

Want people to put a name to your face and be recognised

If you answered YES to any one of these questions then you need to become a TRENDSETTER and wear a "Name Badge"

Now selling at the reduced price of ONLY $11.00..............That's right, ONLY $11.00

Why Because somebody has been a good customer and all round Nice Guy..........Who .........ME

At this massively reduced price you can now afford to buy TWO Badges

That's Right, Buy one for the WIFE so you will recognise each other after returning from the EAST with a new toy, Or come home again after traveling to the "The Border", "The Safari" and/or "The Gascoyne this year

How do you obtain one of these soon to be prized objects of National Recognition

Simple............See Swampy at CAT's on Sunday morning to place your orders

Delivery Normally 1 week. No charge for postage or handling.

Swampy

Good news Guys, I am starting to recognise a few Club Members at Cat's now.

Hermann, Cookie, Ross and next week I will be able greet JonO

Swampy

PS. This is a FREE service provided by me for you. I recieve nil renumeration.

I wish to be a somebody!!
Swampy...I will be ordering one this Sunday.
No more Mr Nobody for me!!
Guy

goodguy wrote:I wish to be a somebody!!
Swampy...I will be ordering one this Sunday.
No more Mr Nobody for me!!
Guy

No wucking Furries Guy and I love your style mate

PS: C'mon the rest of you N......s ............Your choice of course BUT when you get a "Hard Core Airhead" like Guy wanting to be accepted as a Somebody (Like Ross) then some of you wannabe's that wannabe can be a Somebody as well

Swampy

All right Swampy,
I submit can you organise one for me.
Now will admit that I am getting on and might start forgetting my own name.

Brian/5

brian/5 wrote:All right Swampy,
I submit can you organise one for me.
Now will admit that I am getting on and might start forgetting my own name.

Brian/5

Consider it done and well done Brian. Will see you and Guy on Sunday to see how you want your names to appear before ordering them

Cheers Swampy

OK Bill (Fix that tooth) Your next mate,

Do some advertising, Attach a tooth to your name tag............Result, More extractions

Ryan, Drew ( If that's your names ?) I consider you both future good long term members.............Get yourselves known and remembered

Wes, What about a after your name?

Bozo?.............Well that speaks for itself I guess mate

Noel? R9T maybe?

Kot's? zzzzzz maybe?

Ahab? It's a train, It's a plane, It's a bullet?,............. No it's AHAB ?

Chris ? If it ain't broke, Try another day

Spacey? Where am I?

Jamie? What bike?

Tom? Support the Flying Doctors? Sorry Tom.

Lefty? Sorry I can't hear you?



You see guys the skys the limit, Join in

Swampy

[quote="Swampy"]OK Bill (Fix that tooth) Your next mate,

Do some advertising, Attach a tooth to your name tag............Result

Sorry Swamps bit too daggy for me, not into badges

I don't personally feel it's daggy to let people know who you are, But that's your choice Bill

Swampy

OK Swampy, I'll have one

Heard you that time Lefty ............Placed order for you today

Swampy

Every now and then the discussions on the forum provide me with an insight into my twilight years - not sure if the club might be a half way house to the retirement village......


https://www.mynametags.com/static_uk/care_homes.html

GSDisciple wrote:Every now and then the discussions on the forum provide me with an insight into my twilight years - not sure if the club might be a half way house to the retirement village......


https://www.mynametags.com/static_uk/care_homes.html

Your twilight years maybe closer than you think JP BUT maaaaaate, Don't waste your money on those cheap iron on thingies

I can provide you with a "Quality Plastic" memorable keepsake for when you are too old to throw the leg anymore.

I can even arrange (With modern technology) to have your name printed in reverse so you can recognise yourself in the mirror when you are having one of those days

Don't delay mate, Your older then you think

Swamps

PS: NO discounts for short names ok?

They still look daggy Swamps

bill9117 wrote:They still look daggy Swamps

Maybe Bill but I still managed to introduce Ryan To 101

Swamps