BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

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BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Bozo » Sun May 07, 2017 2:04 pm

At Catalano's this morning club members were waxing lyrically (not Swampy - he just waxes) about Matilda the musical.

I thought if club members all contributed a scene we could crowd write our own musical.

My contribution:

A dirty 1200 GSA is on stage with a man with an Armourall wipe and a name badge.....the bike sings a lamentful song:

I should not be greasy, covered in grunge
When I have to explain how I appear
That I still need to be cleaned after all the kays I have done
You wont recognise me as the machine you once knew
When I am covered in clay up to my splines
Appearing unloved to you
Gravel was not meant to happen, why did it change
Couldn't I stay all my life in the sealed sphere.

Not looking at the rain radar, not saying out of the mud
Bozo chose adventure with wheels spinning around
Trying everything new
But mud never impressed me at all
I never expected it to.

Don't cry for me Swampy cleaner
The truth is Bozo wont let you scrub me
All through my off road and rain persistence
From cleaning products
Bozo kept my distance

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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Swampy » Sun May 07, 2017 3:46 pm

Thank You Bozo for your lovely refrain, I tried but could not abstain from forming an answer like a "Ballerina Dancer"

I won't cry for you poor GSA as it seems you have had your day.
You once were proud and very gay until one Bozo, a crazy lobo got to have his say in riding you like a loco!!

All through your wild K's he could not resistor (sic) in riding you through all the grunge, grease and sheester!!

Trying to impress his sister wont work as she will still resister (sic)

His designs to become another Digger was met with so much derister (sic) by on so famous he could not resistor (sic) in smacking him in his keester.

So no I won't cry for you GSA as one Bozo has caused you so much dismay.
I won't be cleaning and making you gleaming
not in your wild dreams and no amount of scheming will have me gleaning your poor frame.

Swampy
"I love a sunburnt country, a land of sweeping plains.
Of rugged mountain ranges, of droughts and flooding rains.
I love her far horizons, I love her jeweled sea.
Her beauty and her terror, the wide brown land for me."
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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Bozo » Sun May 07, 2017 5:24 pm

Swampy

My only option:

Image

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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Swampy » Mon May 08, 2017 3:59 pm

:lol: Nice One Bozo.............Enjoy your ride up the magnificent and great PUTTY ROAD mate 8)

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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby KoosWA » Tue May 09, 2017 3:53 pm

Bozo, please let the Eastern Chapter know if you intend to do the Putty...
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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Bozo » Tue May 09, 2017 5:25 pm

Koos
Approval requested to enter NSW by motorcycle tomorrow.
Putty Road attempt planned for Friday.
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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby jls » Wed May 10, 2017 3:58 am

chris
ring or ill ring /text my number
my site office is at the beginning of the Putty rd /bells line
drop in for a coffee
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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Bozo » Wed May 10, 2017 5:59 am

Approval to enter NSW given by Jamie.

2.0 degrees at Wombat Creek on the way to Orbost.

No Roos so far only one echidna.

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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby KoosWA » Wed May 10, 2017 10:39 am

I was a bit asleep there. I would not have given permission to enter unless the Putty attempt was postponed to at least Saturday or Sunday.

I will be at Olympic Park on Friday, no chance of a ride unfortunately.

If you are heading back to Sydney from the Northern end of the Putty be sure to travel on the Wollombi road, also a great road.

Cheers & Enjoy it.
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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby Bozo » Wed May 10, 2017 12:51 pm

Koos
Wollombi Road locked in.

Lots of motorbikes on the Tathra Narooma road which was an excellent ride as was Bombala to Pambula

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Re: BMW the musical - Dont cry for me Swampy Cleaner

Postby goodguy » Thu May 11, 2017 12:38 pm

Ok you blokes...there's some good pen to paper stuff happening here, don't forget a few classic pics as well...
JPnEnC productions 8)
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