The similarity of your name to a famous American (Crocket) who lived in the "Wild Frontier" (Wanneroo) many years ago reminded me of a little ditty I knew when I was a young tacker and I've taken poetic license with the original words............Maybe "Lefty" Can make something more out of this???
Davey, Davey Sprocket, King of the Wild Frontier.
Born on a tabletop in Catalano's Cafe,
Dirtiest place in W.A.
Killed his ma when he was only three,
Killed his Pa with DDT.
Davey, Davey Sprocket, King of the GSA!!
Swampy