OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

[Bozo]

On a break during a BMW group ride, safety guru Ken was waxing lyrical about the clouds, the company and the fishing boat harbour when he spluttered to a halt. No... Ken was not out of verbal fuel... he was in the wrong gear. An OHS (overhead seagull) had noted that Ken had removed his SPPE (seagull personal protective equipment) exposing his viyella blanket weave check shirt to excremental attack. A perfect OHSS strike followed with collateral damage to Toni. A chux was inadequate to restore Ken to sartorial excellence as we all know that nothing sticks like OHSS to a blanket weave shirt.

The incident may be linked to the "bird" being given to a Volvo driver earlier in the ride.

Sprocket thanks for organising the ride.

Ken those who live by the bird may be struck by the bird.

Bozo

[bill9117]

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sounds like shit on a stick

( sosomc) > shit on a stick on m/c

[Bozo]

Zen Master Bill

There was no stick involved nor was there a fan.

I could understand your comment if we were playing enhanced British Bulldog but we were the passive recipients like a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Very happy to receive your enlightened advice on what this means.

Is it the precursor activity to the end of the world in a few weeks.

Bozo

[bill9117]

Yep

[bmwlefty]

Is it the precursor activity to the end of the world in a few weeks.

I hope it not the end of the world, I just paid for my new bike, and can't pick it up until 2nd January!!!!

[KoosWA]

Yep

is Yep in the Zen language dictionary?

[Bozo]

Koos

There was no reply...Zen Master Bill was signing off as Your Existential Presence...Yep

Bozo

[swampy45]

I personally think Kerbside Ken is rather fortunate that it was only a seagull.......................He could have been in Mumbai and it could have been an elephant

Ken, Ken Where Are You?.......Keep calling Sahib we dig you out and Dhobi your S... Shirt Sahib

Swampy

PS. Don't forget to pack a long snorkel Ken