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OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Sun 09 Dec, 2012 7:37 pm
by Bozo
On a break during a BMW group ride, safety guru Ken was waxing lyrical about the clouds, the company and the fishing boat harbour when he spluttered to a halt. No... Ken was not out of verbal fuel... he was in the wrong gear. An OHS (overhead seagull) had noted that Ken had removed his SPPE (seagull personal protective equipment) exposing his viyella blanket weave check shirt to excremental attack. A perfect OHSS strike followed with collateral damage to Toni. A chux was inadequate to restore Ken to sartorial excellence as we all know that nothing sticks like OHSS to a blanket weave shirt.

The incident may be linked to the "bird" being given to a Volvo driver earlier in the ride.

Sprocket thanks for organising the ride.

Ken those who live by the bird may be struck by the bird.

Bozo

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Sun 09 Dec, 2012 8:21 pm
by bill9117
:lol:

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sounds like shit on a stick
:x ( sosomc) > shit on a stick on m/c

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Sun 09 Dec, 2012 9:31 pm
by Bozo
Zen Master Bill

There was no stick involved nor was there a fan.

I could understand your comment if we were playing enhanced British Bulldog but we were the passive recipients like a scene from an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

Very happy to receive your enlightened advice on what this means.

Is it the precursor activity to the end of the world in a few weeks.

Bozo

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Mon 10 Dec, 2012 8:20 am
by bill9117
Yep

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Tue 11 Dec, 2012 7:26 pm
by bmwlefty
Is it the precursor activity to the end of the world in a few weeks.
I hope it not the end of the world, I just paid for my new bike, and can't pick it up until 2nd January!!!!

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Tue 11 Dec, 2012 8:08 pm
by KoosWA
bill9117 wrote:Yep
is Yep in the Zen language dictionary?

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Wed 12 Dec, 2012 8:24 am
by Bozo
Koos

There was no reply...Zen Master Bill was signing off as Your Existential Presence...Yep

Bozo

Re: OH&S GURU IN OHS INCIDENT

Posted: Wed 12 Dec, 2012 4:00 pm
by swampy45
I personally think Kerbside Ken is rather fortunate that it was only a seagull.......................He could have been in Mumbai and it could have been an elephant :shock: :shock:

Ken, Ken Where Are You?.......Keep calling Sahib we dig you out and Dhobi your S... Shirt Sahib :lol: :lol:

Swampy :twisted:

PS. Don't forget to pack a long snorkel Ken :roll: :roll: