My apologies in advance Dave and other club members as I could'nt resist one more jibe (for the moment)
The similarity of your name to a famous American (Crocket) who lived in the wild frontier of the USA many years ago, in your case "Wanneroo" reminded me of a ditty I knew as a young tacker and I've taken poetic license with it.............Maybe "Lefty" can do something with this????
Born on a tabletop in "Catalano's" Cafe,
Dirtiest place in W.A.
Killed his ma when he was only three and
killed his pa with DDT.
Davey, Davey Sprocket, King of the GSA!!
Swampy