Just keep getting back on (whilst off work sick, so as not to miss out on any joyful occasions).
*Size could be adjustable, or custom fit (depending on your budget).
**Colour matched to suit your bike.
***Magnetic so as not to become detached from bike whilst in forward (not sideways) motion.
****Plugged into the grip warmers for those colder days in the saddle.
In fact, Auto Classic should get some in, so they cant rent them out (like hospitals do with crutch's and wheelchairs) so when you're healed up, some other victim (sorry patient) can use them.
What'ya think?