Are you tired of being a Nobody
Sick an Tired of calling people mate or being called mate because no one can't remember names
Want people to put a name to your face and be recognised
If you answered YES to any one of these questions then you need to become a TRENDSETTER and wear a "Name Badge"
Now selling at the reduced price of ONLY $11.00..............That's right, ONLY $11.00
Why
Because somebody has been a good customer and all round Nice Guy..........Who .........ME 
At this massively reduced price you can now afford to buy TWO Badges
That's Right, Buy one for the WIFE so you will recognise each other after returning from the EAST with a new toy, Or come home again after traveling to the "The Border", "The Safari" and/or "The Gascoyne this year
How do you obtain one of these soon to be prized objects of National Recognition
Simple............See Swampy at CAT's on Sunday morning to place your orders
Delivery
Normally 1 week. No charge for postage or handling.Swampy
after your name?
Sorry Tom.