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Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Sun 03 Apr, 2016 2:43 pm
by Bozo
Now that Baby Blue has gone to an orphanage we need to name Swampy's new bestie (or beastie).

The background is that it is a 1200 VFR Honda sub model F with around 170 HP, shaft drive and replaced the Blackbird and has more power. The colour is black (BMW colour name Schwartz).

The first suggestion is "Hillary the Honda". Hillary Clinton is trying to replace and be more powerful than the black bird in the White House.

The second suggestion is "Schwartzeneggar" (literally Black Fort) as Swampy is quite often tail end Charlie and the high power of the Honda. He can say "Schwartzeneggar will be (at the) back".

The third suggestion is "Harry the Honda" to continue the alliteration started with Baby Blue.

All suggestions welcome. This thread is completely unauthorised by Swampy

Bozo

Re: Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Sun 03 Apr, 2016 3:53 pm
by KoosWA
Swampinator!

Or Swampynator

Re: Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Sun 03 Apr, 2016 4:00 pm
by Bozo
Koos

Terry the Terminator....a motor cyborg.

Bozo

Re: Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Mon 04 Apr, 2016 1:08 pm
by theape
Just fit BM badges (looks like they will fit and swampy knows about badges), then everyone can call it "not hot"

Re: Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Mon 04 Apr, 2016 2:51 pm
by Bozo
Alex

I think you are on the right track. I reminds me of a nursery rhyme:

Swampilocks and the three bikes

Once upon a time there was a happy carefree motorcyclist called Swampilocks (he had hair at the start of the story) who journeyed from a far distant land of rolling stones. Swampilocks had had enough of porridge and wanted real adventure. He was excited when he came upon a classic cottage full of motorcycles. He leapt upon the first, a big black bike, rode it for a while and then said this bike is too tall, and I can only touch the ground with my tippy toes and cast it aside. The next bike was smaller and an attractive blue colour. Swampilocks thought that it felt OK but then said this bike is too hot even with my special boots, socks and jeans. He then journeyed further afield and found a house with red writing full of more motorcycles. He found a black bike that was just right. Swampilocks was so happy and thought that the new bike would go everywhere with him like a black shadow so he called it Vincent. I will even make you a name tag he said to his new best friend.

Vincent and Swampilocks lived happily ever after

Bozo

Re: Harry the Honda needs a name

Posted: Mon 04 Apr, 2016 3:56 pm
by goodguy
Boonga