Attack of the MAWIOs
Posted: Sat 07 Jun, 2014 7:28 pm
One of the joys of the road is that you never know what will happen next.
Today I thought I would combine wine tasting with a run on the newly sealed Mowen Road (between Margaret River and Nannup).
The trip down was routine for a BMW Latte Rider ... a coffee at the Goose Cafe at the Busselton Jetty, a Guinness Pie at the Dunsborough Bakehouse and tasting some premium reds at a winery.
Then all hell broke loose as a bus load of MAWIOs arrived at the winery (Middle Aged Women in Onesies) surrounding the only person (Bozo) on the public side of the counter.
Various suggestions were made about Bozo removing gear so that they "could see what type of man he was" and that he would "fit right in if he was in his birthday suit".
A woman in a tiger suit was particularly insisting that gear be removed but Bozo not being a party animal beat a hasty retreat.
And as for Mowen Road..all but 100 metres has been sealed and it is an excellent link road between Nannup and Margaret River.
680 kilometres of motorcycling without a drop of rain tasting some brilliant wines was great but not enough to displace the memories of a scary group of out of control MAWIOs.
Bozo
Today I thought I would combine wine tasting with a run on the newly sealed Mowen Road (between Margaret River and Nannup).
The trip down was routine for a BMW Latte Rider ... a coffee at the Goose Cafe at the Busselton Jetty, a Guinness Pie at the Dunsborough Bakehouse and tasting some premium reds at a winery.
Then all hell broke loose as a bus load of MAWIOs arrived at the winery (Middle Aged Women in Onesies) surrounding the only person (Bozo) on the public side of the counter.
Various suggestions were made about Bozo removing gear so that they "could see what type of man he was" and that he would "fit right in if he was in his birthday suit".
A woman in a tiger suit was particularly insisting that gear be removed but Bozo not being a party animal beat a hasty retreat.
And as for Mowen Road..all but 100 metres has been sealed and it is an excellent link road between Nannup and Margaret River.
680 kilometres of motorcycling without a drop of rain tasting some brilliant wines was great but not enough to displace the memories of a scary group of out of control MAWIOs.
Bozo